Observe the bright side of life.
cassetterecorder:

Forest Demon Mother

cassetterecorder:

Forest Demon Mother

youastupidslut:

how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

slugbox:

Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.

Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.

@

pokemon-photography:

blazikingdom:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

But you guys need to watch the video if you haven’t already

I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.  

pokemon-photography:

blazikingdom:

thedevintownsendfanproject:

offside-goal:

guaridadelmalvado:

"shoes in spanish"

MOMMY ISSUES

JAPANESE PORNSTAR

But you guys need to watch the video if you haven’t already

I wasn’t expecting these to be clever.  

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

[via]

Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

his-submissive-girl:

If you think you don’t need this on your dash, you’re wrong.

his-submissive-girl:

If you think you don’t need this on your dash, you’re wrong.

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

fahrlight:

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I’ll always reblog it when I see it because this is the COOLEST THING I EVER SAW!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!